Yep! I've the answer to climbing gasoline prices! I'm a genius! If only others saw in me what I feel about me! Wow! I'm amazing. So here it is...No, don't stop going places! STOP DRIVING!!!
You see, there is another way. A way better way. To get from point A to point B. Or if you're avoiding a big vacation, from point A to point Z.
READY??
Flying Camels!
You see, I was out with Daniel in the garden the other night. We have about 1/4 of our property not being used right now. We have always had big plans for it, though...a calf, a goat, a barn, a moto-cross range, chickens. But, we're lazy. It's just 1/4 acre of weeds. So we've really been trying to think of something brilliant to do with all that space. Hmm, maybe a mommy fort. No boys, no kids, just moms. Chocolate, Diet Dr. Pepper, ice, a DVD player....
Hello, you still here?? Ok. So we were watching some mindless cartoon at 10 pm last night on Boomerang. It was really dumb. BUT!!, there was this camel. Now, I think, what a nice looking camel. Then the kids in the cartoon get on the camel and the camel starts to fly! You got it! FLY! Up in the sky! So I say to Daniel, "Let's get us a flying camel!" He says, "Ok, we can put it out in the pasture area......hmmmm, I'd have to get something to go over the top so it doesn't fly away." Serious! This is our conversation! It was late.
So here's the deal. I'm gonna go out and find me a flying camel. I might find 2. A boy. A girl. They'll meet, fall in love, have 3 baby camels. We'll all have our own flying camel! We can then sell our cars...won't make much, but we'll have more room in the garage. Then we will just ride our flying camels everywhere! They don't drink much, so we won't have to stop for water. In fact, I don't think they eat much. We won't have to stop for food. And if they do get hungry, we'll just watch for a patch of grass...let the kids run, let the camels eat, Daniel and I will go behind the tree....
So, you see, we won't have to bother with rising gasoline prices. The heat won't bother them so we could go to the Sahara! I don't like heat, so maybe we'll just go to Alaska! I'll let you all know what I can find. If there are only the 2 flying camels, I'm taking them! I won't share. I'm nice, but.... So there you have it. Go find yourself a flying camel!
