I hate cats.
They are evil.
Let me tell you why.
When I was in high school I loved Stephen King.
Spoooky.
I know.
I was in the middle of Pet Semetary.
I was sitting on my bed in my room and reading about the dead cat.
It had been raining outside.
Thunder storm.
So my window was open.
It was one of those windows that opens out from the middle.
Like a door.
It was dark and there was a ledge of roof right outside my door-like window.
I looked up at a spoooky part in the book.
What did I see in my window?
Right next to my screen?
An EVIL CAT!
I hate cats.
They are evil.
They are the spawn of Satan himself.
Good night.
