We can all use a little humor in our lives.
Okay. Some need a LOT of humor.
I'd like to share some with you.
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To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.
A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A.
The professor discovered that her theory
of earthquakes was on shaky ground.
The batteries were given out free of charge.
A dentist and a manicurist married.
They fought tooth and nail.
A will is a dead giveaway.
If you don't pay your exorcist you can
get repossessed.
With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft
and I'll show you A-flat miner.
You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
A boiled egg is hard to beat.
When you've seen one shopping center
you've seen a mall.
Police were called to a day care where a
three-year-old was resisting a rest.
Did you hear about the fellow whose whole
left side was cut off? He's all right now.
A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.
The guy who fell onto an upholstery
machine was fully recovered.
He had a photographic memory which was
never developed.
Those who get too big for their britches
will be exposed in the end.
When she saw her first strands of gray
hair, she thought she'd dye.
Acupuncture: a jab well done.
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When fish are in schools they sometimes take debate.
A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A.
The professor discovered that her theory
of earthquakes was on shaky ground.
The batteries were given out free of charge.
A dentist and a manicurist married.
They fought tooth and nail.
A will is a dead giveaway.
If you don't pay your exorcist you can
get repossessed.
With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft
and I'll show you A-flat miner.
You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
A boiled egg is hard to beat.
When you've seen one shopping center
you've seen a mall.
Police were called to a day care where a
three-year-old was resisting a rest.
Did you hear about the fellow whose whole
left side was cut off? He's all right now.
A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.
The guy who fell onto an upholstery
machine was fully recovered.
He had a photographic memory which was
never developed.
Those who get too big for their britches
will be exposed in the end.
When she saw her first strands of gray
hair, she thought she'd dye.
Acupuncture: a jab well done.
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Have a great (and humorous) Thursday!
1 comment:
HAHA!!! I love silly jokes! Thanks so much for the laugh, I needed that!
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